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    KewlJ or KewlJason, also known as UNKewlJ, or simply, the UNKewl one, this simp writes volumes about anyone who is successful in casinos, seething with jealousy and rancor because he ended last year in the red and can't fathom how anyone else could be doing well when he has failed. The guy has all the constitution of a nervous poodle, and always fails to pony up the big stacks of chips when the clutch is there, and he needs to press his bet.

    Some comments made about UNKewlJ from established forum members include:

    KewJ, You are like a fucken sick talking parrot.

    KewlJ, Being sneaky and underhanded like that has now been your reputation for a long time now and it hasn't stopped yet. Going back years all the way to Norm Wattenberger,Tthree even after he has not posted in what now is years, including Zen master flash and others right up to present day times.

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    Member, Kewlj, the biggest blowhard you�ll ever meet on any forum. In his case the word blowhard has actually two different meanings. 1) an arrogantly and pompously boastful or opinionated person, braggart, windbag, a self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn. 2) In his own words �I enjoy sucking a nice cock�

    This idiot will destroy any thread or post you make if your view doesn�t match his. You could end up with 20 pages of his alone posts cluttering up your thread, relentlessly repeating himself endlessly. Sadly, there is no one here that will ever put a leach around his neck and lock him up behind a fence.

    I can see how and why KewlJ gets banned everywhere, he is a pain in the ass nagger. Captain Yououghttado. Everyone else is looking forward and he is complaining about dirt on the concrete and the grass is 1/4" inch too long.

    Kew, mdawg's claims of winning are extraordinary, but you were the one who got all wet over wizard going with him to witness his play. The first thing you experienced was stunning envy over confirmation that MDawg does indeed play at a level you could only dream of. Then, you go out of your mind with Mike's reporting because it just wasn't the way you required it to be. Typical libtard reaction. Now, you're making even a bigger fool of yourself by showing how controlling your ongoing obsession can be.

    You poor little fool.

    One can almost FEEL the discomfort, irritation, the sweat, and the squirming anger that's affecting kew with every silly word and lie he posts when referring to me. He comes unglued because he knows his house of cards has been crumbling for such a long time. And THIS is exactly why he does not have the temperament or comprehensive discipline or structure to grind away as a "winning" bj "pro". Learn how to act like an adult kew, stop humiliating yourself, and if you can start being honest then you won't let this stuff constantly tear you up. You are as big a whiny-ass baby as there's ever been on the gambling forums.

    Kewlj is a major league Las Vegas forum fraud. He is a big-time loser in real life, and needs places like this and WOV to write and live out his BJ gambling fantasies. I can�t confirm what I was told without being there, but have great confidence where it came from. It was no one that posts on this site.

    As strange as ZenKing appears, he makes sense when pointing out several of Kewlj�s lies. When Kewlj declares he�s done with a member is usually when he doesn�t want the discussion to go any further in fear of being exposed. If he�s professional at anything it�s being a professional forum con-artist who specializes in when to pull the plug. His forum behavior could be related to other mental disorders he was forced to live with.

    Kewl, you take yourself too seriously. Please. Step back and take some deep breaths. Who cares? Everyone just laughs except you who take him too seriously. He's kinda funny TBH. Rob would probably be far more fun to hang out with than you.

    He has caused more damage to the AP community than any other person.

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    There are two parts to KJ's brain, the right side and the left side. On the left side there's nothing right. On the right side there's nothing left.


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    Wow. Clearly this "simp" has LOSER tattooed across his forehead.

    No wonder he hasn't been banned out of casinos yet. They see that tattoo and figure he's going to lose. Which he does!

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    Although this nervous poodle keeps vowing that he�ll never post at WizardOfVegas again, I am sure that he will do so again. Indecisiveness including at the tables is UNKewlJ�s mark.

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    Ha! there he goes, as predicted, I believe KewlJ / UNKewlJ did start posting, apologetically but typically indecisively, at WOV.

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    Another shortcoming this UNKewl one has, is Impulse Control Disorder. Namely, he can't stop talking about a subject once he gets started on it, notwithstanding that he ends up with his foot in his mouth and suspended or ejected from whatever forum at which he keeps ranting.

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    OMG, I see you have posted a derogatory thread for almost every person who has stated they don't beleive your "fairytale", many of us well known professional players for years/decades. What does it say that so many professional players have called your claims out as nonsense?

    Now yes, you can cry to wizard everyday about me and maybe you can do so here as I am not familiar with the gentleman that owns/runs this forum, but you can't change the fact that your claims defy math and logic. You are not winning as you claim and still getting high end comps. You are either leaving out all the losing or the whole staorie is fiction. And that is exactly how it reads to anyone who really knows how this town works.

    Today you posted that the Montreal canadians were inside the Wynn casino gambling last week. The Montreal canadians were under strict protocall, an agreement between the Canadian Government which still has strick covid travel restrictions in place and the NHL. The agreement calls for the players to be in a "bubble" at all times. They are restricted to the floor they are on in the hotle and a private meeting room, when not playing or practicing. They even get their meal in the rooms.

    This is a minor thing, but the recent LIE you were caught in. So why would anyone belive anything you say? Newsflash: they don't.

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    From what I can see this parrot keeps saying the same thing over and over forgetting that no one listens to him. He�s exactly the type I�d beat to a pulp if I ran into him running his mouth. He�d better watch out his days are numbered I�d be willing to bet.

    Lucky for him I�ve changed my ways but I doubt everyone would be willing to give him a pass.
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    That's EXACTLY what this bozo UNKewl does, repeat the SAME things over and over, like the parrot that Bosox and everyone else says that UNKewl is. Nobody likes him, and everyone ridicules him.

    Norm probably put it best when he said about UNKewlJ, He has caused more damage to the AP community than any other person.

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    Another bit of nonsense the UNKewl one keeps babbling about is his claim that MDawg never claimed to play at an Advantage.

    Both of these posts from VCT are over a year old.

    The Adventures of MDawg (in progress) - Page 48
    Even if I had no advantage to my Baccarat play, which I do, even if I were playing a straight coin toss with no house edge, still being undercapitalized would make a difference, simply due to variance.

    The WoV Thread - Page 194

    And you don't even know how many hands I played, what games I played (I played both Baccarat and BJ), how I played them, what exactly the house edge was on each game and whether what form of what you wannabees call "advantage" play I was utilizing changed the house edge.

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    Puppets like KewlJ give me the horrors. They jerk around like puppets on invisible strings, galvanized into hideous activity that is the negation of everything living and spontaneous.

    The live human being has moved out of KewlJ�s body long ago. But something moved in when the original tenant moved out. And that something, is the Norm�s, the WizardsofVegas, the Blackholes, the RobSingers, the Taters/Moses, the MDawgs who marched into KewlJ�s head and took over like ventriloquists' dummies who have moved in and taken over the ventriloquist. The dummy KewlJ sits there in front of the computer, envious, jealous, obsessed, and uncontrollably yapping out of a rigid doll face about MDawg.

    There is a certain kind of ghost that can only materialize with the aid of a sheet or other piece of cloth to give it outline. KewlJ was like that. He materialized only when someone else moved into his head and gave him a reason to appear.

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