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So the story behind this is that one of my best friend's was trying HARD to get with my wife's sister, showering her with expensive gifts and deng for a full year but never even managed to get a kiss off her. (Rookie mistake - spending on a girl before the one year mark.) One night he rented a suite at the Hilton in _______ and assumed that sex was in the air, showed up early with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot on ice, and she eventually called him and said she was showing up late with friends, obviously NOT for sex. He got so upset that he just left, and let her sister and her friends have the suite.

They gave us this bottle free in the spa today, we didn't even open it will probably give it to one of my hosts at another property.