Did I ever tell you the Nicholas Cage story?

THE Nicholas Cage story? He's a bit of an a-hole.

One of my ex-gs was at a nightclub in Pacific Beach in the 80s, with her two sisters. Nicholas Cage was there, alone, at a nearby table. He kept smiling at the three sisters and then came over and talked to them for a bit. One of the sisters asked him for his number and he said sure, and then on his way out dropped off with her a folded piece of paper. She opened it up as he was leaving and it contained a piece of freshly chewed up gum (and obviously, no phone number).