Last night there was a helicopter flying low over my house blaring about some missing person. It wasn’t clear whether it was over a missing criminal or civilian, so I phoned first the coppers and then they said, no your area is serviced by the sheriff. So then I called the sheriff and never even got through. After a recording about how they were busy the phone started to ring and ring and no one ever answered. No wonder peeps call coppers and end up dead before relief arrives.

They go to all the effort to fly around at night with spotlights and voice blaring out Mussolini style over the countryside but don’t follow up or even answer when someone calls about it.