Party-boy king 'shoplift' spree - NYPOST.com

A sticky-fingered socialite wannabe arrested on charges of identity theft and pilfering credit cards is an "obsessive shoplifter" who steals everything from an $11,000 Hermes Birkin bag to $1.99 gummy bears.

"He would shoplift groceries every day," said his ex-girlfriend Heather Pink, a retired busty petite blonde porn star
, 29, adding that Parker once cooked a porterhouse steak dinner with meat and side dishes -- all stolen.

Helll yeah - sounds li' fun to mee.