KewlJ / KewlJason

KewlJ or KewlJason, also known as UNKewlJ, or simply, the UNKewl one, this simp writes volumes about anyone who is successful in casinos, seething with jealousy and rancor because he ended last year in the red and can't fathom how anyone else could be doing well when he has failed. The guy has all the constitution of a nervous poodle, and always fails to pony up the big stacks of chips when the clutch is there, and he needs to press his bet.

Some comments made about UNKewlJ from established forum members include:

KewJ, You are like a fucken sick talking parrot.

KewlJ, Being sneaky and underhanded like that has now been your reputation for a long time now and it hasn't stopped yet. Going back years all the way to Norm Wattenberger,Tthree even after he has not posted in what now is years, including Zen master flash and others right up to present day times.

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Member, Kewlj, the biggest blowhard you�ll ever meet on any forum. In his case the word blowhard has actually two different meanings. 1) an arrogantly and pompously boastful or opinionated person, braggart, windbag, a self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn. 2) In his own words �I enjoy sucking a nice cock�

This idiot will destroy any thread or post you make if your view doesn�t match his. You could end up with 20 pages of his alone posts cluttering up your thread, relentlessly repeating himself endlessly. Sadly, there is no one here that will ever put a leach around his neck and lock him up behind a fence.

I can see how and why KewlJ gets banned everywhere, he is a pain in the ass nagger. Captain Yououghttado. Everyone else is looking forward and he is complaining about dirt on the concrete and the grass is 1/4" inch too long.

Kew, mdawg's claims of winning are extraordinary, but you were the one who got all wet over wizard going with him to witness his play. The first thing you experienced was stunning envy over confirmation that MDawg does indeed play at a level you could only dream of. Then, you go out of your mind with Mike's reporting because it just wasn't the way you required it to be. Typical libtard reaction. Now, you're making even a bigger fool of yourself by showing how controlling your ongoing obsession can be.

You poor little fool.

One can almost FEEL the discomfort, irritation, the sweat, and the squirming anger that's affecting kew with every silly word and lie he posts when referring to me. He comes unglued because he knows his house of cards has been crumbling for such a long time. And THIS is exactly why he does not have the temperament or comprehensive discipline or structure to grind away as a "winning" bj "pro". Learn how to act like an adult kew, stop humiliating yourself, and if you can start being honest then you won't let this stuff constantly tear you up. You are as big a whiny-ass baby as there's ever been on the gambling forums.

Kewlj is a major league Las Vegas forum fraud. He is a big-time loser in real life, and needs places like this and WOV to write and live out his BJ gambling fantasies. I can�t confirm what I was told without being there, but have great confidence where it came from. It was no one that posts on this site.

As strange as ZenKing appears, he makes sense when pointing out several of Kewlj�s lies. When Kewlj declares he�s done with a member is usually when he doesn�t want the discussion to go any further in fear of being exposed. If he�s professional at anything it�s being a professional forum con-artist who specializes in when to pull the plug. His forum behavior could be related to other mental disorders he was forced to live with.

Kewl, you take yourself too seriously. Please. Step back and take some deep breaths. Who cares? Everyone just laughs except you who take him too seriously. He's kinda funny TBH. Rob would probably be far more fun to hang out with than you.

He has caused more damage to the AP community than any other person.

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There are two parts to KJ's brain, the right side and the left side. On the left side there's nothing right. On the right side there's nothing left.

Wow. Clearly this "simp" has LOSER tattooed across his forehead.

No wonder he hasn't been banned out of casinos yet. They see that tattoo and figure he's going to lose. Which he does!

Although this nervous poodle keeps vowing that he�ll never post at WizardOfVegas again, I am sure that he will do so again. Indecisiveness including at the tables is UNKewlJ�s mark.

Ha! there he goes, as predicted, I believe KewlJ / UNKewlJ did start posting, apologetically but typically indecisively, at WOV.

Another shortcoming this UNKewl one has, is Impulse Control Disorder. Namely, he can't stop talking about a subject once he gets started on it, notwithstanding that he ends up with his foot in his mouth and suspended or ejected from whatever forum at which he keeps ranting.

OMG, I see you have posted a derogatory thread for almost every person who has stated they don't beleive your "fairytale", many of us well known professional players for years/decades. What does it say that so many professional players have called your claims out as nonsense?

Now yes, you can cry to wizard everyday about me and maybe you can do so here as I am not familiar with the gentleman that owns/runs this forum, but you can't change the fact that your claims defy math and logic. You are not winning as you claim and still getting high end comps. You are either leaving out all the losing or the whole staorie is fiction. And that is exactly how it reads to anyone who really knows how this town works.

Today you posted that the Montreal canadians were inside the Wynn casino gambling last week. The Montreal canadians were under strict protocall, an agreement between the Canadian Government which still has strick covid travel restrictions in place and the NHL. The agreement calls for the players to be in a "bubble" at all times. They are restricted to the floor they are on in the hotle and a private meeting room, when not playing or practicing. They even get their meal in the rooms.

This is a minor thing, but the recent LIE you were caught in. So why would anyone belive anything you say? Newsflash: they don't.

From what I can see this parrot keeps saying the same thing over and over forgetting that no one listens to him. He�s exactly the type I�d beat to a pulp if I ran into him running his mouth. He�d better watch out his days are numbered I�d be willing to bet.

Lucky for him I�ve changed my ways but I doubt everyone would be willing to give him a pass.

That's EXACTLY what this bozo UNKewl does, repeat the SAME things over and over, like the parrot that Bosox and everyone else says that UNKewl is. Nobody likes him, and everyone ridicules him.

Norm probably put it best when he said about UNKewlJ, He has caused more damage to the AP community than any other person.

Another bit of nonsense the UNKewl one keeps babbling about is his claim that MDawg never claimed to play at an Advantage.

Both of these posts from VCT are over a year old.

The Adventures of MDawg (in progress) - Page 48
Even if I had no advantage to my Baccarat play, which I do, even if I were playing a straight coin toss with no house edge, still being undercapitalized would make a difference, simply due to variance.

The WoV Thread - Page 194
And you don't even know how many hands I played, what games I played (I played both Baccarat and BJ), how I played them, what exactly the house edge was on each game and whether what form of what you wannabees call "advantage" play I was utilizing changed the house edge.

Puppets like KewlJ give me the horrors. They jerk around like puppets on invisible strings, galvanized into hideous activity that is the negation of everything living and spontaneous.

The live human being has moved out of KewlJ�s body long ago. But something moved in when the original tenant moved out. And that something, is the Norm�s, the WizardsofVegas, the Blackholes, the RobSingers, the Taters/Moses, the MDawgs who marched into KewlJ�s head and took over like ventriloquists' dummies who have moved in and taken over the ventriloquist. The dummy KewlJ sits there in front of the computer, envious, jealous, obsessed, and uncontrollably yapping out of a rigid doll face about MDawg.

There is a certain kind of ghost that can only materialize with the aid of a sheet or other piece of cloth to give it outline. KewlJ was like that. He materialized only when someone else moved into his head and gave him a reason to appear.

It�s probably time for an UNKewl update. Lately the nervous poodle has been posting desperately about how he is in fact eking out a living from blackjack notwithstanding that most everyone on most every forum he posts on is ridiculing him to no end. The only forums where he is no longer treated with contumely are those where the UNKewl one has been banned - on those forums the ridicule of UNKewl remains, but is no longer updated.

The UNKewl one challenged MDawg to provide direct quotes to prove that the nervous poodle did in fact end in the red last year and then give up.

Fait accompli!

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Part of the reason the UNKewl one is always barely surviving is because he�s a cheap bastard and hasn�t learned to tip.

We have received a complaint against member kewlj that he has violated our rules against anonymity. We police the internet in general and don't care if our rules are violated here or elsewhere. kewlj has responded that within this thread member mdawg has posted his first name.

We have taken this matter under advisement. We have heard further evidence from mdawg. Nothing further from kewlj.

Please provide any evidence or comment via private message only.

At the time we posted the above, we were not aware that member kewlj had already ignored our warning and taken this matter beyond any limits that are acceptable. Judgment has been made.

KEWLJ is not welcome at wizard of Vegas, whatsoever. Good riddance.

By the way, I love that expression you made up for him, mdawg.

THE UNKEWL ONE.

Very catchy.

We were made aware that kewlj is guilty of doxxing or attempted doxxing of our member mdawg and threatening to post his tax ID number or what he believes is his tax ID number and more. As a result, we do not view kewlj as anyone who is worthy of membership at TruePassage. We also take action against anyone else who does the same.

The UNKewl one is universally despised.

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At the time we posted the above, we were not aware that member kewlj had already ignored our warning and taken this matter beyond any limits that are acceptable. Judgment has been made.

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Based on the below, looks like we more than made the right decision about kewlj. kewlj is obviously an instigator who creates drama and then complains about the aftermath, hoping that Admin will help clean up his mess. "If you make your bed, you will have to lie in it." - could not have said it better ourselves!

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Thank you mdawg for referring us to this post on this other forum. It makes things more clear to us, and affirms our decision that kewlj does not belong on this, or any other forum. A complete shit stirrer who deserves to wallow in his own mire.

The UNKewl one is currently on TILT, running around all the forums he is not banned from, telling us that everything he has ever said was a lie.

But we already knew that?


monet on the UNKewl one: Nothing you post is 100% true.
From faking your own death to using multiple sockpuppets.
Like Coach said... you are constantly lying to the forums and you have admitted to it time and time again.

RobSinger on the UNKewl one (who has really gone on tilt lately with his jealous obsession over MDawg): How many times does he need to suffer thru "It just isn't fair that MDawg gets to claim he wins all the time with comps, gifts and special treatment, and he gets support & cover from Benedict Shack and other Richard Potatoes from the gaming forums' group of administrators!" "Can't you people see how much this HURTS me when I can't do anything about it?"

Yes....kew IS the architect of his own suffering. While other disbelievers aren't affected one bit by what MDawg does or says, kew let's it get so far under his skin that it's beginning to spell I AM A FOOL all over his wimpy body

It turns out that UnKewlJ does not even know Bob Nersesian, the attorney KewlJ for years now has been claiming is his good buddy and go-to attorney. All his talk about having him on speed dial, consulting with him, meeting with him - all apparently lies, along with the obvious lies UNKewlJ has offered about any casino execs giving him player records. Nersesian is apparently sick to death of UNKewl's posting about how he is supportive of anything UNKewlJ is doing.

To confirm, just phone Bob Nersesian's office in Las Vegas, or email him at his AOL email. Mention KewlJ and include his first name (or full name) if you like - Nersesian and his secretary know exactly who this clown is and they will give you an earful about how UNKewlJ is a fraud who is falsely claiming to have anything to do with Nersesian. Nersesian disavows even knowing who KewlJ is and states emphatically that he is not a client.

Someone I know contacted Nersesian some weeks ago and she told me that she confirmed this. Others have re-confirmed it for themselves.

KewlJ / KewlJason is extremely stupid and has little idea how casinos work.

Plus he plays mostly only video poker anyway, not much of a blackjack player at all.

:angel: I haven't posted here in a while and just thought I'd repost what I found in my inbox. Makes sense to me!

UNKewlJ has told another whopper this time about how he was back roomed and injured (fractured arm) at South Point, a casino at the southern most end of Las Vegas. He keeps contradicting himself with different versions of how the evidentiary video was obtained by his supposed attorney and how this supposed attorney told him that the case would have to fought in the media (which no decent attorney advise as such) and other assortments of conflicting nonsense that make it clear that the ever gunning for attention UNKewlJ is once again lying.

South Point, where UNKewlJ was decidedly NOT back roomed,


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and Dotty's, where UNKewlJ ACTUALLY spends all his time (staring at low end video poker machines):

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UNKewlJ has been caught dead to rights in at least these major lies:

The seven most major ones I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses / Tater (R.I.P.) showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in, (3) his faking his own death, (4) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (5) the backrooming lawsuit, (6) the lie about being doxxed, (7) the rigged shuffler.

which further call into question whether this guy is even any kind of blackjack player. The one "AP" UNKewlJ said knew about him and his play says that he say UNKewlJ only once, at a very low end casino, playing a red to green spread of blackjack! accompanied by a sugar daddy husband, which SeedValue a member at VCT has stated is UNKewlJ's primary occupation: male hustler.

What's the latest on this weirdo KewlJason?

He's bumbling around as always, trying to appear relevant and trying to ignore the fact that he was caught lying about everything with his pants not just down but all the way off and tossed in the dung heap.

No bueno.

The thirty most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in and does not even live in, where he can’t even get his story straight about what is and what is not allowed by the condo CCRs, and lies about “renting it out” AirBnB style, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lies about news stories being broadcast about the backrooming incident, lies about the fictional settlement related to the fabricated incident, (8) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (9) the rigged shuffler, (10) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (11) $50K multi hand VP hit, (12) lied about hutting a $4000. Royal at Hooters (now OP) with $15. free play. (13) winning a car, (14) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (15) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (16) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (17) fabricated sports bets, (18) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (19) lies about ever playing blackjack other than red green chip action as cover for a sugar daddy hustle, (20) lying about how “many” APs know him, (21) lies about how “many” APs have offered to “hire him” for their blackjack teams, (22) lying and claiming that he has never told others how they should post and about what, (23) lying about never posting again about this or that or on this or that forum, (24) lying about why he was nuked from WOV, trying to imply that he left on his own accord, (25) lying about that he “always discloses his socks up front” (q.v. Magister), (26) lying about having gone to college after claiming for years that he never did, (27) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (28) lied about whether or not he was gay, (29) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted, (30) continuing to lie about what the “about even” statement of MDawg means even after realizing that it means absolutely nothing.

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

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I would put FraudJ's claim of a $100k lick on $50 free play as less likely than any of Grandpa Newell's stories.

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I do know. You're lying and you buried yourself yet again. Get help....RIP

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He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero.

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He also can't give us details about what machine hit the $100K for $50 freeplay because...no amount of "studying up" can get him out from under these lies.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!