Shoutout to AdvantagePlay at VegasCasinoTalk

There's a guy with screenname Advantageplay at the forum VegasCasinoTalk who claims that he "knows" that I have lost at the Cosmopolitan Vegas. I challenge him as follows:

1 - I'll wager any amount of money that I have not only been a year end winner each year I have ever played at the Cosmopolitan, but also that I am a lifetime winner at Cosmo. All he and I have to do is decide the wager amount and he shows up in Vegas and we walk into the host station in the high roller's lounge and verify my wins - once he shows me the cash that he's willing to wager that is.

2 - If he's so certain I cannot win at Baccarat, let him show up to any Baccarat session of mine, WITH CASH - a lot of cash. I will play as I usually play. Sometimes I'll play ten hands sometimes I'll play a thousand hands. He will have no control over my play. At the end of the session, if I lose, I will pay him double my losses. If I win, he will pay me double my win.

The rules for both of these wagers are that he must sign a non-disclosure as to not revealing my identity to anyone, with a liquidated damages clause where if he breaches it, he will owe me a substantial sum. I am not interested in uncloaking my identity, only in taking this sucker for whatever he has!

Damn. Like that?

Anyone who says that MDawg doesn't win consistently in Vegas takes it in the you know where, is all I have to say. Just completed the first leg of this trip - been here in a huge suite, fully comped for so many nights we lost track, leaving AHEAD, as usual.

Your stories are believable.